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Today is National Doughnut Day.

In honor of this most awesome of days, there are sixty bajillion boxes of doughnuts in the kitchen in a variety of flavors from Count Donutula's. And a couple from Krispy Kreme, because I couldn't resist and they made them right in front of me. The Count's flavor of the week? Chorizo cheddar. Personally, I think it's delicious.

The Krispy Kreme guys were giving everybody a free doughnut. When I told them that I'd missed this day for the last thirty years and they should let me cash all that doughnutless time in, one said, "Ain't nobody got time for that," and then tried to boot me from the premises. Lucky for me, I'd already put in my order for six boxes, so he couldn't really get rid of me till they were done.

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But if you and Wade are soulmates than this is not an appropriate statement for public facing journals nevermind

You guys are often very strange.

Maybe I am, but whatever she's on about is all her, man. I just want a donut.

You're doing that frowny broody thing you do where you pretend the whole world's decided to rain on your parade and refuses to give you an umbrella or wellingtons or even a little plastic hair cover like grannies use. I totally know you are.

Doughnuts for you. You should try the chili one, too.

Chili? What, like a donut filled with actual chili? Or just dusted with chili powder, or what?

No idea. I haven't tried it yet. It might be both.

He is mad because his therapist wants him to go swimming.

Oh, swimming.

Therapists have weird ideas about things.

It was not my doing! It was Ms. Pryor.

What's our future overlord done now?

She keeps saying you and Doug are Involved. I assume it means she thinks you are soulmates.

She's pretty hilarious. I think we're her OTP. Whatever that means.

Yes. I am saying that would not be a hardship.

We're both some pretty awesome eye candy of the man variety, it's true.

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