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Skittles, Skittles, Skittles! Look!

I can put that in the living room, right? Y'know, since I already bought it and everything.

Oh, is this why you were buying cans of children's pasta at the grocery the other day?

Oh yes. Isn't it awesome?

If it spins I am going to make someone sit on it and make Artie sketch them from different angles and include the reflection from the mirror.

I need a volunteer!

It totally spins! Around and around - and it's mirrored!

What I want to know is if he haggled the seller down.

Was it Chef Boyardee, or did you get them down to Spaghetti-os? And was it $7.83 US, or did you sneak a couple Canadian dimes in there?

You know me so well. I managed to slip them one of my unautographed pictures of Betty White, talked them down to a can of Batman pasta (with meatballs, so they might've come out even on the pasta front), and $7.04 USD with two Canadian dimes.

Seriously, that table looks like it could have been taken from the set of Boogie Nights or something.

All it's missing is a disco ball hanging above it.

...Wade, have you already purchased a disco ball to hang above it?

... maybe?

OMG I have the PERFECT accessories to go on top of it!!!!

FABULOUS!

I have a disco ball. He doesn't need to buy anything :)

and a lava lamp.

Actually, it may be worth having Artie sketch you on the spinning table. He does need to work on reflection and unusual light sources, and your unique skin color presents an unusual challenge.

Plus it means he will invent even more ways to swear at me in sign, which is exceptionally funny.

With or without clothes?

Both, if possible? Drawing clothing on a body is useful, so is drawing a unclothed person. Plus I look forward to getting text messages from Artie about how he has to buy 153 different purple pastel crayons and can he expense them please?

Like I have any semblance of modesty? Absolutely. Anytime.

This sounds like fun!!

Wait, I can expense those? Awesome! I am totally down for drawing as many naked people as you want now.

I went to those workshops on international sign a couple of weeks ago, remember? It was all about being visual and using more classifiers. Basically, it was an entire week on swearing at people.

didn't I used to babysit you or something?

Yeah. Shuddup.

juuuuuuuuuuuuust checking.

so when you wanna do this?

Well, it's the wweekend. So tomorrow night?

sure. but we gotta keep the Mentalist on TV - gotta watch my stories!

If you're doing this in the living room, I demand we watch Mythbusters. Public space!

Sweet. I knew you'd appreciate it!

who said you get to see my naked purple ass? or anything else?

Keep up - I'm not gonna be looking at your purple anything, I'm going to be watching Adam Savage blow stuff up.

it's cause we share a brain.

ooooooh I see how it is. hater.

but fine, blowing stuff up with duct tape can happen.

No, I'm good with that. If you have something to watch you won't fidget as much m

Doug used to too and I am fairly sure Artie has seen at least one of Doug's regular "visitors" naked.

yeah, I was trying to make him blush. he does it so well.

you're killing his blushing capacity!

I assume you'll be here too?

Probably, if for no other reason than it will keep Wade from building the Starship Enterprise out of duct tape.

it is my job to kill Artie's ability to blush. Blushing is a liability in our line of work.

that's no fun.

both are no fun.

I support both duct tape enterprise AND Artie blushing!

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