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xp_deadpool ([personal profile] xp_deadpool) wrote2014-07-31 09:46 am

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So guys - I got these swords from this guy I know. They are awesome, all curved and shiny. I wanted a scimitar, but all he had was katanas and beggars can't be choosers, right? I bought two. Now I've just gotta figure out how to wield them without cutting anything important off myself. Don't worry, I only sliced my leg up like twice and there was hardly any blood. Seriously, this is gonna be epic.

[identity profile] x-skin.livejournal.com 2014-07-31 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Won't you grow it all back anyway if accidents happen?

[identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com 2014-07-31 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
He does but it leaves blood everywhere and scars and also it is unsanitary.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-08-01 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
How is it unsanitary?

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-08-01 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
What my girlfriend said. Also, it takes a while and that's boring.