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xp_deadpool ([personal profile] xp_deadpool) wrote2014-10-11 10:32 pm

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I hate yogurt.

[identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com 2014-10-12 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Even frozen yogurts?

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-10-12 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
All yogurt. Hate it. Might hate fro-yo less.

[identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com 2014-10-12 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Good to know. Tacos this Tuesday?

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-10-12 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
My intestines should be back the way they're supposed to be by then. Maybe.

[identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com 2014-10-12 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Yogurt does that to your intestines?

[identity profile] x-submariner.livejournal.com 2014-10-12 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Greek yogurt is an excellent source of fat and protein.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-10-12 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Yogurt helps restore the natural bacterial balance in my intestines. Which is what I need, since they basically got microwaved out of existence and I had to regrow them.

[identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com 2014-10-12 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
We have an ice cream maker, I could make frozen yogurt popsicle for you.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-10-12 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate. It tastes awful. Just like all the other yogurts.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-10-12 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
I would love you for forever, even more than I already do, if you can make yogurt not taste like yogurt.

[identity profile] x-submariner.livejournal.com 2014-10-12 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Taste is secondary to nutritional value.

[identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com 2014-10-12 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
What else are you allowed to have besides yogurts?

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-10-12 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
That's what I keep telling myself. It's not helping. I still hate yogurt.

[identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com 2014-10-12 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Wade's Biology 101. Bad day?

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-10-12 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Until I get the okay from the doctor - clear liquids. And yogurt. And the yogurt can't have anything interesting in it.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-10-12 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
It wasn't an awesome day, no.

[identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com 2014-10-12 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Then I think all I can do is make you yogurt popsicles.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-10-12 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
That's okay. I'll take the yogurt popsicles over the little containers of Activia any day.

[identity profile] x-submariner.livejournal.com 2014-10-12 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Tell me the value of hating yogurt. Are you going to go blow up the Yoplait factories of America? Plan to rescue little grandmothers from their fate?

[identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com 2014-10-12 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Yogurt popsicles it is!

[identity profile] x-daredevil.livejournal.com 2014-10-12 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
what did the yogurt ever do to you?!

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-10-12 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Why does there have to be a value to hating yogurt? Can't I just hate it? It's not like I'm saying I hate royalty with tiny wings on their ankles. I might have to explain that. But since I don't, I just hate yogurt, I figure it's enough to say my tastebuds don't like it.

[identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com 2014-10-12 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
D'aww. I'll send a care package.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-10-12 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Tasted nasty? Suddenly became the only thing I could eat for three whole days?

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-10-12 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Make sure it's full of yogurt and clear liquids.

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