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I would like to be in the UK right now so that I could go to this. But since I'm not and I can't, I think I'll go camping instead. Skittles, can you get me (and anybody who might wanna come, yourself included) to Yellowstone? (Geysers, guys.) There will be lots of beer. And possibly TV if I can convince Doug to come. And possibly actual hunting. Maybe. It depends on how motivated I'm feeling. Or whoever's with me's feeling. You in? You out?

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I would love to go other than the fact that I'm allergic to sleeping on the ground and all that jazz.

and, medlab has lots of work.

but I'll take you.

Awesome, Skittles. Too bad about your allergies, though.

hey, I love camping, so long as it involves the embassy suites hotels.

That's not real camping, Skittles.

sure it is, have you seen a hotel bed under blacklight?

That's just other people's bodily fluids. Still not camping.

exactly! just as dirty!

That's not dirty. That's disgusting. There's a difference.

...point.

but less chance of sleeping on teh cold, hard, ground. COLD.

I would sleep on the cold, hard, COLD ground any day over a hotel room bedspread. At least the ground's not likely to try to give me hepatitis.

neither is the bedspread. it'd be dead.

I don't like being cold!

Nope. Hep can survive outside the body for anywhere from sixteen hours to seven days depending on what kind of hep it is. Just saying.

I'm an honorary Scout Packleader.

Verdict: not camping.

Thank you!

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