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Anybody seen a shipment of Reese's Peanut Butter Trees come in? I mean, it'd be noticeable. Which is why I'm noticing it's not here. The tracking service says it's been delivered, but I'm pretty sure it got hijacked, since it's not where it's supposed to be.

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Look, you know how that went down. Me and Lonnie, there was just too much there, too much history. Also, he switched to delivering for Cadbury.

Talking about me, you ass.

Oh, nah, man. You couldn't move this amount of product. You'd need like at least ten trips and that's wasting your time. You're way better at picking me up in obscure locations, though. Lonnie couldn't hold a candle to you.

Okay, yeah, I'll take the compliment

Awesome. Speaking of picking me up in obscure locations... what're you doing next Tuesday?

No. I'm not picking you up from some bizarre underworld friendsgiving.

What? No. Thanksgiving is on Thursday, silly Gabriel. I need an assist on Tuesday.

...I don't trust that I'm wrong about this.

You're definitely wrong about this. I said next Tuesday, anyway. Not this coming Tuesday. I have no idea what you're not trusting. There is a calendar on your phone.

This coming Tuesday is tomorrow.

Right, and I said next Tuesday.

Which is the Tuesday before Thanksgiving.

Yes. But this is not a Friendsgiving. I don't know what a Friendsgiving would be. I don't think. Does this have something to do with Friends?

Oh my god, you're old.

Duh. I just turned 66.

Oh god am I picking you up from an AARP meeting.

Pssh. AARP. No, dude. You're picking me up from Bingo.

Mhm.

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