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So yesterday was pretty much the best birthday a guy could ask for. Not only did I get Taco Tuesday (hilariously awesome, obviously), I got the tacocopters again (never gonna get old), a taco cake (delicious), and a tin roof pie (even more delicious). Thumbs up for originality in your methods of delivery for gifts, people - Jubes, I especially liked the rollerblades. Cats, I was pretty sure I was gonna find a body in that cooler even though you told me that's where the pie was - it was like that theoretical cat in a box thing.

If anyone sees a giant, fluffy shark walking around, don't be afraid, it's just me trying to figure out my new sleeping bag. Angel, the plaque is going on my wall - like now. I am literally typing with one hand and hammering a nail with the other. Clarice might want to kill me. Also, 25 tracks of Bea Arthur's beautiful voice coming through my stereo - Meggan, as ever, you are the best at finding me things I didn't have before but that I desperately required.

So thanks, mansionites and brownstoners alike. You guys rock.

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Are they talking cats? How do they make pizza? Won't they get fur in it? Do you know them? Are they purple too?

They're talking cartoon cats :D And they wear clothes so they don't get fur in the pizzas. I sort of feel like I know them because I like to make pizza and I'm a cat too! But they're not real so I don't really know them. And I'm not a samurai. Which sort of makes me sad. One's pink and one's blue so I bet if they had kittens their kittens would be purple!

Ohhh...that's awesome!

Can we have pizza too?

Sure thing, kitten! You wanna make pizza with pita bread for the crust? That way you get your very own pizza? Or should we get one delivered?

I dunno... :( I can't decide! Both sound good!