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I hate yogurt.

Microwaved, like popcorn? How'd that happen?

Why can you only eat yogurt?

There was a dude with a thing and some other stuff. But yeah, basically like burnt popcorn in a microwave.

Because I'm rebalancing the good bacteria in my digestive tract and other stuff would help the bad bacteria.

Ewww. And also ow. Did you kick his rear end?

Um...k.

Let's just say his microwaves backfired.

Did he blow up? Like lasagna?

Nah, he kinda... melted a little bit like cheese. Burnt cheese. Sort of.

I...don't want cheese ever again.

Sorry. Don't let it ruin your cheese loving life. Cheese is still delicious.

Not when it was a dude's face. :( It's like that guy on Indiana Jones with the melty face.

Or those dudes in The Mummy who opened the tomb first and had their faces melted.

This is not helping, Wademan.

Sorry! Just don't eat melted cheese for a while. Or don't think about the thing that we're not thinking about anymore when you're around cheese.

But that's like saying don't think about elephants and then you think about elephants.

How about...he didn't look like cheese but he looked like um...paint?

Inception! That's an Inception reference! I love that movie.

Okay, he looked like... a burnt sea sponge.

It is? Did I watch it and not remember?

Yeah that sounds better. Well...it still sounds gross but it's better.

Well, it might not've been. That's a pretty common saying. But if you haven't seen Inception, that's totally what we're doing after comics on Sunday. Meggan will probably be able to make it and maybe Marie-Ange. All my people's names start with M.

Better is good.

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