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xp_deadpool ([personal profile] xp_deadpool) wrote2014-10-11 10:32 pm

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I hate yogurt.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-10-14 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Let's just say his microwaves backfired.

[identity profile] x-minibruiser.livejournal.com 2014-10-14 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Did he blow up? Like lasagna?

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-10-14 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, he kinda... melted a little bit like cheese. Burnt cheese. Sort of.

[identity profile] x-minibruiser.livejournal.com 2014-10-14 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
I...don't want cheese ever again.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-10-14 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry. Don't let it ruin your cheese loving life. Cheese is still delicious.

[identity profile] x-minibruiser.livejournal.com 2014-10-14 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Not when it was a dude's face. :( It's like that guy on Indiana Jones with the melty face.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-10-14 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Or those dudes in The Mummy who opened the tomb first and had their faces melted.

[identity profile] x-minibruiser.livejournal.com 2014-10-14 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
This is not helping, Wademan.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-10-14 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry! Just don't eat melted cheese for a while. Or don't think about the thing that we're not thinking about anymore when you're around cheese.

[identity profile] x-minibruiser.livejournal.com 2014-10-14 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
But that's like saying don't think about elephants and then you think about elephants.

How about...he didn't look like cheese but he looked like um...paint?

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-10-14 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Inception! That's an Inception reference! I love that movie.

Okay, he looked like... a burnt sea sponge.

[identity profile] x-minibruiser.livejournal.com 2014-10-14 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
It is? Did I watch it and not remember?

Yeah that sounds better. Well...it still sounds gross but it's better.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-10-14 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it might not've been. That's a pretty common saying. But if you haven't seen Inception, that's totally what we're doing after comics on Sunday. Meggan will probably be able to make it and maybe Marie-Ange. All my people's names start with M.

Better is good.