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[xp_deadpool]

I hate yogurt.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Even frozen yogurts?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

All yogurt. Hate it. Might hate fro-yo less.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

We have an ice cream maker, I could make frozen yogurt popsicle for you.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I would love you for forever, even more than I already do, if you can make yogurt not taste like yogurt.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Good to know. Tacos this Tuesday?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

My intestines should be back the way they're supposed to be by then. Maybe.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Yogurt does that to your intestines?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Yogurt helps restore the natural bacterial balance in my intestines. Which is what I need, since they basically got microwaved out of existence and I had to regrow them.

[x-submariner.livejournal.com]

Greek yogurt is an excellent source of fat and protein.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate. It tastes awful. Just like all the other yogurts.

[x-submariner.livejournal.com]

Taste is secondary to nutritional value.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

That's what I keep telling myself. It's not helping. I still hate yogurt.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

what did the yogurt ever do to you?!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Tasted nasty? Suddenly became the only thing I could eat for three whole days?

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

you can manage for 3 days.

maybe add honey if you want to get crazy.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You're being way too positive about this, kid. I think I'll just maintain my hate-on for yogurt instead.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

Oh, preach. Gross.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Thank you. We can be kindred yogurt haters together, it'll be great.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

Yes, definitely, we can talk about how it's weirdly tart and kind of tangy and goopy and gross, and somehow has 100 brands all of which are terrible.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

What happened?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I got microwaved so now all I can eat is yogurt.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

Microwaved, like popcorn? How'd that happen?

Why can you only eat yogurt?

[x-otoxic.livejournal.com]

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Yes, that.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Dude, yogurt ain't that bad. It's like, good for your tummy and stuff. I will totes make you super tacos when you're better because I am the most awesomist friend ever.