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I hate yogurt.

I...don't want cheese ever again.

Sorry. Don't let it ruin your cheese loving life. Cheese is still delicious.

Not when it was a dude's face. :( It's like that guy on Indiana Jones with the melty face.

Or those dudes in The Mummy who opened the tomb first and had their faces melted.

This is not helping, Wademan.

Sorry! Just don't eat melted cheese for a while. Or don't think about the thing that we're not thinking about anymore when you're around cheese.

But that's like saying don't think about elephants and then you think about elephants.

How about...he didn't look like cheese but he looked like um...paint?

Inception! That's an Inception reference! I love that movie.

Okay, he looked like... a burnt sea sponge.

It is? Did I watch it and not remember?

Yeah that sounds better. Well...it still sounds gross but it's better.

Well, it might not've been. That's a pretty common saying. But if you haven't seen Inception, that's totally what we're doing after comics on Sunday. Meggan will probably be able to make it and maybe Marie-Ange. All my people's names start with M.

Better is good.

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