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xp_deadpool ([personal profile] xp_deadpool) wrote2014-10-15 07:31 pm

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So I got this fortune cookie tonight. It says, "A kind word will keep someone warm for years." Okay, fortune cookie. But I just keep thinking that setting them on fire will keep them warm for the rest of their lives!