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[xp_deadpool]

So I got this fortune cookie tonight. It says, "A kind word will keep someone warm for years." Okay, fortune cookie. But I just keep thinking that setting them on fire will keep them warm for the rest of their lives!

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[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

this sounds like one of those "teach a man to fish..." sort of deals.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Right? Except for setting someone on fire.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

the fire is kinda a downside, if you're the one getting crispy-fried.

wanna go get onion rings?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Currently in Marie-Ange and Amanda's kitchen surrounded by takeout boxes. There might be onion rings in here somewhere. Maybe. I think I ordered some.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Are you building a castle out of your takeout boxes? (please take the trash out before you leave to go back to the mansion next, or in the morning please)

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's an awesome idea. And I could probably do it, too, except I've thrown out like half of them. Regrowing things takes a lot out of a dude, y'know? (I will totally handle the trash, don't even worry about it.)

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

Their very short lives.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

That's why it's funny, Cece.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

My sense of humor has jet lag.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I'd offer to share some of the Chinese food that came with the really awful fortune cookies, but I've already eaten it and I think you're at the mansion now, anyway.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I made it home. In that time I've taken a monster nap, showered twice and eaten a Big Mac. Productive day.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, I forgot to go to McDonald's. I can't find my car keys in any of these takeout containers.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

How could you forget?

(This is why we need hamburger drones.)

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I was so busy getting all the other food that I wasn't allowed to have for days and I didn't drive by one on the way here. Where are my keys?

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

Half of them are open 24 hours! There's still time! Calm down! Digest!

(Unrelatedly, were you keeping your chimichangas in my mini-fridge?)

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

In bed.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

See, I don't think that works.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

How does that NOT work?! Your lack of imagination is making me sad, Cowpoke.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You wind up with bed sores if you stay warm in bed for years!

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

But you'd be moving around with all the sex you'd be having...

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I have two words for you, McFrosty: refractory period.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

I don't know what that means but are you sure your girlfriend wants you talking about her bodily functions on here?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Duuuuuuuuuude. Seriously, you and the Mountie need to have a talk about whose bodily functions are whose.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

...

...are you saying men get periods?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Adrienne, do you know that thing that Garrison does where he wants to have another... piece of cake just after the first piece of cake, and sometimes he wants a third or fourth cake, or at least can have three or four or five cakes in the same meal?

That is a short refractory period.