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So I smelled food and went to see what was going on where the food was. I knew there was a thing planned for today, but I wasn't expecting an actual dunk tank full of pudding. What's the prize for winning the three-legged race? I'm pretty sure me and the ladybird could own that.

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Too short. Make Doug do it.

Yeah, I don't think they'd let me get away with carrying you around like a sack of potatoes.

Am I just getting volun-told for everything this weekend?

I mean, if you'd rather I carried you around like a sack of potatoes...

People ask and they shall receive, for I am a benevolent funder goddess type person. People want pudding dunk tank, I provide pudding dunk tank.

Can I have a horse? Or a nano tech assembler. Whichever suits, preferably the assembler.

The second thing, probably. Send me a proposal and a cost estimate.

As for a pony, we already have some of those in the stables, so too bad!

Curses, Snowpuff is going to have to wait till later.

Have I mentioned that you're the best boss...just don't tell my dad I said that. Actually do tell him, maybe then he'll approve my request for a cutting laser for my workshop.

What kind of cutting laser?

A small carbon dioxide laser.

I do a lot of security work, and the engraving and manufacturing capability is really useful to create customized systems. But I normally have to send my designs to another facility for manufacture, even of prototypes.

That sounds useful. You can send me a proposal for that too if you'd like.

But Cowpoke here can only play with it while he's being supervised!

Aw, c'mon.

What if I buy it before you, McFrosty, hm? What then? I could play with it whenever I wanted! (I actually have no desire to play with a laser, I'd probably chop off something important and have to wait for days for it to grow back.)

She could have one in every room!

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