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[xp_deadpool]

Anybody seen a shipment of Reese's Peanut Butter Trees come in? I mean, it'd be noticeable. Which is why I'm noticing it's not here. The tracking service says it's been delivered, but I'm pretty sure it got hijacked, since it's not where it's supposed to be.

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[x-blink.livejournal.com]

nope. no idea. none. at all. ever.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Are you being duplicitous?

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

uh....no. not really.

just completely.

absolutely.

I know where you sleep!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You're not helping me believe you here, Skittles.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

They're REESES! I cannot be held responsible.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

What did you do?

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

This is why you should have kept your old delivery guy.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Look, you know how that went down. Me and Lonnie, there was just too much there, too much history. Also, he switched to delivering for Cadbury.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

Talking about me, you ass.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Oh, nah, man. You couldn't move this amount of product. You'd need like at least ten trips and that's wasting your time. You're way better at picking me up in obscure locations, though. Lonnie couldn't hold a candle to you.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

Okay, yeah, I'll take the compliment

[xp-havok.livejournal.com]

I haven't, but if I help find them can I have one?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You can have a whole box.

[xp-havok.livejournal.com]

Dude.

Detective Summers is on the case!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Excellent. We're gonna have to work from the top down. Or the bottom up. But the science-y people might still be in their lairs.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

Missing Reese's? Dude, that's awful!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

It's not that awful. Look at it as like a challenge. The Reese's Peanut Butter Trees are the reward at the end of the search. Wanna help search?

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

Sure!

Hmm, I wonder if I can science the answer....

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Like fingerprints and stuff?

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

Sure! Totally. That.

I can help you lift stuff and deduce and stuff?

[xp-darcy.livejournal.com]

If I see them, I'm taking a few as a finder's fee.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Totally a valid action.

[xp-darcy.livejournal.com]

I like the small ones best though. The individually wrapped ones. So much chocolate, just enough peanut butter... now I want to make a peanut butter chocolate cake. You're the worst/best.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Please share. It's been almost 24 hours and no sign of the Peanut Butter Trees. I think we're gonna have to widen our net.

[xp-darcy.livejournal.com]

Always go for the least obvious place.