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Guys, seriously. Logan and I ran around in the woods for like hours and the footprints are huge and I found a shoe. It's like, this slipper. The left one. It is not huge. Is anyone missing a shoe? Also, a can of SPAM. Logan swears it smells like weird bear. I think we have a YETI, guys. Like, an actual Bigfoot. If I find him, I'm naming him Harvey. DIBS.