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These tacos are delicious. I really like the layered bean dip stuff, too - the chick with the wings did a great job on this Cinco de Mayo thing. Now all I need is a drink with some salt all around that rim rim rim rim...

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I don't think I can over imbibe. Healing factor. Even on my 21st, I didn't get drunk enough to do more than try to talk like Marius, and that took a whole lot of alcohol.

Good point. I'd almost forgotten about the nail gun incident. Still, I'll show you that tequila's not really evil. Unless Tequila is the name of a stripper in Texas. And then you're on your own, kid.

I think Doug's just wussy.

.. isn't Tequila the name of some skank on myspace or something?

Tia Tequila is her name, I think, and I only know that because there was a tabloid, once, that kept saying she was pregnant with some old dude's baby.

You can't call people without healing factors wussy just because their tolerance for liquor's like nonexistent.

Naw, his tolerance is fine, he's just a wuss about tequila.

No, Doug's problem was the whole "in moderation" clause Wade mentioned above.

As in, moderation was kind of nowhere to be found that evening.

Dude, it was my birthday. If I drank, everyone was drinking. it's a RULE.

No, I meant the evening I discovered how evil tequila was, not your birthday.

Oh, I dunno what that one was, dude. I got nothing.

Hydration is your friend in such situations, or so I've been told.

Yeah, this was more a 'get blind stinking drunk and turn my brain off for a while' sort of event.

Well, whatever necessitated it, I hope there's not a repeat?

My magic 8-ball says "outlook hazy, ask again later".

Did you try a weegie board?

Magic 8-ball is about as far as I go into the whole 'predict the future' thing. For anything more concrete, you want my ex-girlfriend.

But weegie boards are so cool.

Ouija board.

Which I do not have or use - there are easier ways to tell the future than a silly board game. For example, silly card games.

Ouija looks nothing like weegie and weegie is how it sounds. I feel like this is a French thing. Oui. Ouija.

You should show me your silly card games sometime.

You are maybe right, it is derived possibly from Oui and Ja, which are French and German for yes, respectively.

In honestly I had to look that up on the wikipedia. I did not know this until just now.

I can show you, but it is not always very exciting. The other power is much more interesting.

I do like the other power, but the cards sound cool, too. I've never met somebody who I thought wasn't faking with them before.

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