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These tacos are delicious. I really like the layered bean dip stuff, too - the chick with the wings did a great job on this Cinco de Mayo thing. Now all I need is a drink with some salt all around that rim rim rim rim...

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No, I am looking for a margarita. They are sorely lacking at the moment.

Well, I've got all the ingredients to make them, I just only serve nonalcoholic drinks when all ages are invited.

You are my favorite.

wait, does this mean Jan is like Sith Lady Margarita?

... yes. Yes, I think it does.

I think her lightsaber should have a bayonet with speared fruit on it.

Wait, is there speared fruit in margaritas? I've never had one.

No, there's not. There's salt on the rim and a good amount of tequila. Maybe some limes? Depends - she could have speared limes on her bayonet...

Tequila is weird but I only had the one shot on my birthday and that was because Doug's a Sith Lord.

Mix it with sour stuff and some Grand Marnier and some triple sec and it's really good. But you can't forget the salt. The salt is key.

well, Darth Fajita just said that I had to cause it was his money and he was buying and tequila's evil and I had to understand it's evil powers. I think he was trying to turn me to the Dark Side. There was a lime and salt though, but it was just a shot.

I have that "put the lime in the coconut" song stuck in my head. I hate coconut.

I will make you a margarita, young friend, and you will not over imbibe, so you will see that, in moderation, tequila is not evil.

I don't think I can over imbibe. Healing factor. Even on my 21st, I didn't get drunk enough to do more than try to talk like Marius, and that took a whole lot of alcohol.

Good point. I'd almost forgotten about the nail gun incident. Still, I'll show you that tequila's not really evil. Unless Tequila is the name of a stripper in Texas. And then you're on your own, kid.

I think Doug's just wussy.

.. isn't Tequila the name of some skank on myspace or something?

Tia Tequila is her name, I think, and I only know that because there was a tabloid, once, that kept saying she was pregnant with some old dude's baby.

You can't call people without healing factors wussy just because their tolerance for liquor's like nonexistent.

Naw, his tolerance is fine, he's just a wuss about tequila.

No, Doug's problem was the whole "in moderation" clause Wade mentioned above.

As in, moderation was kind of nowhere to be found that evening.

Dude, it was my birthday. If I drank, everyone was drinking. it's a RULE.

No, I meant the evening I discovered how evil tequila was, not your birthday.

Oh, I dunno what that one was, dude. I got nothing.

Hydration is your friend in such situations, or so I've been told.

Yeah, this was more a 'get blind stinking drunk and turn my brain off for a while' sort of event.

Well, whatever necessitated it, I hope there's not a repeat?

My magic 8-ball says "outlook hazy, ask again later".