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I will give $20 to the first person who brings me a rhubarb pie. I'll bump it up to $50 if you bring muscadine wine, too. Yes, if someone who is under the age of 21 brings me a rhubarb pie and someone who is over the age of 21 brings me a pie and the wine, I will pay out $70.

And, go!

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Before anyone brings you pie and wine, I think you should tell us why you a) want these things so badly you're willing to pay for someone to deliver and 2) can't go get them yourself.

Ooh, good question! Although maybe he just wants to see if anyone will actually bring him pie or wine? Or maybe he's starting some kind of scavenger hunt.

Yes. Yes, I'm starting a scavenger hunt. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find me scuppernong grapes. Go forth!

The first rule of rhubarb pie solicitation is that you don't talk about rhubarb pie solicitation. The second rule of rhubarb pie solicitation is that you don't talk about rhubarb pie solicitation.

Wait, I might be channeling the wrong vibe here...

Approves.

But will you subscribe to my newsletter?

I thought I already had. ;-)

Sweet. My efforts are not in vain.

Channeling the Fight Club vibe (why yes, I have seen that movie!) for rhubarb pie solitication could be the start of something incredibly interesting. Are you going for something along the lines of a full-body scavenger hunt where you make initiates fight over the pie when they find it?

Wouldn't that risk destroying the pie?

It's rhubarb. Does it really matter if it gets destroyed?

There are strawberries in the pie, too. For the love of strawberries, woman, have some decency!

Not if the scavengers are talented and intelligent! It's part of the challenge.

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