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Okay, so here's the rundown:

Name: Wade Wilson
Occupation: Currently Unemployed
Reason for being here: Happy funtimes.
Likes: Thunderstorms, white wine, and old movies. Also, Bea Arthur.
Dislikes: Weeds (not the tv show, because the brunette on there is hot, just the plants), wool, and boring lectures.

Let's open the forum for questions I reserve the right to not answer. And... GO!

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Yes.

And like I said, I don't really want to have to grow things back. It takes time and it itches.

YEAH IT DOES. And people get all pissed off when you take off the bandages to see if your toe nubs are grown back yet.

See, I've only ever really had to deal with finger nubs and those are a hell of a lot closer when you're laying down than your toe nubs. Nurses still freaked out at me, though.

I've had finger nubs too, cause a dinosaur ate 'em once, and an ear nub once.

I imagine limb nubs would be worse than digit nubs.

I don't even wanna think about that, yo.

How'd you get an ear nub?

Uh. So this kid (he died it was really sad) had a reanimate the dead power, and we thought it was zombies and a zombie duck bit me on the ear, so I thought I was gonna be a zombie if I didn't cut it off. But it wasn't really zombies or contagious, so I was okay.

But you cut your own ear off to avoid becoming a zombie after getting bitten by a zombie duck. That's gotta be a story to tell your grandkids one day.

Were you waggling them at people at the time?

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