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[xp_deadpool]

Okay, so here's the rundown:

Name: Wade Wilson
Occupation: Currently Unemployed
Reason for being here: Happy funtimes.
Likes: Thunderstorms, white wine, and old movies. Also, Bea Arthur.
Dislikes: Weeds (not the tv show, because the brunette on there is hot, just the plants), wool, and boring lectures.

Let's open the forum for questions I reserve the right to not answer. And... GO!

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

See, dude, that wasn't hard.

Okay, so like, I'm assuming you have a thing, like I have a senses and ears and healing factor thing, so, in the like questions you probably don't have to answer but we're all gonna bug you until you do way, what's the thing?

Bea Arthur? The grouchy old chick from the old chick show?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I have a healing factor thing and a speed/agility/strength thing. They're sort of separate things. It's weird.

Also, you get a free pass because you don't know any better, but don't disrespect Bea. She's the most talented, most beautiful actress there is and I won't stand for people disrespecting her.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Oh, I have an agility thing too. It's pretty cool. Mine are all kind of ... mixed up but also separate, it's confusing.

Dude, she's like, 90 and isn't she dead?

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Nah, there's a number of us who have different sorts of stuff like that. Me, for instance, although they do kind of tie in together. Sort of.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Don't hate, Sophia is totally an OG.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

She's the slutty old chick, right?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

New guy? Welcome to the madhouse.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

It's so cozy and warm.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

And mad. But whatever turns your turtle.

In the spirit of introduction, and cribbing from yours because plagiarism is the sincerest form of...something.

Name: Doug Ramsey
Occupation: IT monkey for the Snow Valley Memorial Centre for Mutant Affairs and Pretentious Spellings
Reason for being here: I'm an alumnus of Xavier's, though I live in New York City these days. But I still am around the madhouse every so often.
Likes: Computers, martial arts
Dislikes: Tequila, talking electronics

[x-radius.livejournal.com]

I'm all about funtimes and working at Harry's, I have a bunch of killer white wines for you, buddy.

And if there's an open question time... what do you prefer: tattoos or piercings?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Neither. They're both nice, but if I get a choice, I like a clean slate.

[x-radius.livejournal.com]

I understand you got a healing factor. I always wondered, can you keep a tat or does it end up all healed and clean?

New question: Dinner/movie or pubs/clubs?

[xp_daytripper]

I swear, you lot are breeding like rabbits... And since I'm lazy, I'll use the form too. ;)

Name: Amanda Sefton
Occupation: Research Assistant at Snow Valley Memorial Centre for Mutant Affairs and Correct British Spelling
Reason for being here: Former Xavier's student, now atoning for my crimes
Likes: Beer, smoking, a good punk club and a city big enough to give me a buzz.
Dislikes: Harry Potter, Sabrina the Teenaged Witch, Bewitched and being asked to wiggle my nose when I cast a spell.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

'You lot?' What lot? There's only one of me. I'm distinctive. Unique. Everyone tells me I'm a special snowflake. I have multiple facets.

I'm guessing you're British, then. Sexy.

Despite the fact that force field boy's trying to pick me up, I'm going to ask you out for coffee. Wink wink, nudge nudge highly implied.

[xp_daytripper]

I meant the Xavier's inmates, of which you're now one, sunshine. :) Welcome to the crazy.

And yep. Well, if I had to be 100% truthful, I was born in Germany, but I've been in England since I was two and the place seems to accept me as one of her own. My older brother and younger sister are at the school - Kurt's a teacher and Meggan's a student. You'll meet them soon enough, I imagine.

I could probably do coffee. You seem like a live one. :)

[x-highflying.livejournal.com]

Don't take it personally, Jared tries to pick up all the guys. Amanda's a far better option.

I think everyone's covered the welcome thing, but I should introduce myself. Warren Worthington.

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

Hello Mr. Wilson. My name is Yvette and I am one of the graduate students here. I am also the Residential Advisor to the students.

You seem very friendly, so please do not be upset when I ask that you do not touch me, even if you have the healing factor. I have the very sharp skin and hair and I do not want to be hurting you if it can be helped.

Otherwise, welcome to Xavier's. I hope you enjoy your time here. :)

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I'll make a note of the not touching thing - it's like I told the other kid. I don't really feel like having to grow things back and I'm pretty sure it's six different kids of rude to make you watch me do it.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

Oh, look, you're making friends. Now I don't feel so bad for you abandoning Sammy like that. You've met me so I'll skip the form so I can pretend to maintain a modicum of mystery over here.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Sammy's in good hands. Has he been singing to you? Sweet lullabies and things? He's good for stuff like that.

Modicum of mystery? C'mon. Mystery's only fun for so long. Tell me your secrets.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

You have a sense of mystery?

[x-meggan.livejournal.com]

Hi there, welcome to the school. I’m Meggan, and I see you’ve already met Amanda.

Name: Meggan Szardos
Occupation: I'm a student here.
Reason For Being Here: Learning.
Likes: The Princess Bride, Treasure Island, Pirates of the Caribbean, waffles, swimming, jazz, snow.
Dislikes: Reality tv, coffee.

I didn't really know who Bea Arthur was until I started reading the threads. I’m so sorry, and I promise I’ll watch a lot of things with her in it very, very soon to fix that!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Meggan Szardos, you might be my new favorite person.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

You and I have already met, of course. Find any single ladies you liked yet?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Several! You have my undying gratitude for the tour. It was really helpful.

Also, you didn't tell me there were so many single men... they keep hitting on me and I only know what to do with that half of the time.