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[xp_deadpool]

Okay, so here's the rundown:

Name: Wade Wilson
Occupation: Currently Unemployed
Reason for being here: Happy funtimes.
Likes: Thunderstorms, white wine, and old movies. Also, Bea Arthur.
Dislikes: Weeds (not the tv show, because the brunette on there is hot, just the plants), wool, and boring lectures.

Let's open the forum for questions I reserve the right to not answer. And... GO!

Comments

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Not if you keep them distracted for long enough.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

While you're very pretty and very friendly I don't think you're distracting enough to distract someone from forming expectations. People do that with the speed of thought and sometimes instantaneously upon meeting someone.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

So what you're really saying is that I'm not pretty enough.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

I can't speak for the gay boys and the straight girls, but from where I'm sitting you're either not pretty enough or too pretty.

Really, if you want a pretty man that badly just find a beautiful woman instead.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I just can't win, I guess. Maybe I'll go eat some worms.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

They're very high in protein. But buck up, love, you've still got your charm.