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I am covered in glitter. It's almost like I took a shower in it, but all I did was pick up my Valentine's Day card. I mean, I didn't even shake it or anything. I just picked it up, ate the chocolate, and bam. Covered in glitter.

But hey, it takes a real man to sport sparkles.

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Or a fake vampire.

Sparkle-sparkle Edward.

Do I look anemic?

A little.

Lies! All lies!

Fab-pire. Gleason is back now- you can go fight a werewolf. Don't think he'll be taking his shirt off for you though.

I don't know who this Gleason person is, but I'm not really into werewolves, as a general rule. Particularly not underage ones.

Yeah, 'bout not sending the new guy after the guy who just went through hell, huh, Keller? You wanna sparkly rich boy/werewolf fight, you can have one. You. Me. Gym.

Yep, Gibney, you got me there. I was trying to get Nick punched in the face.

This guy isn't an idiot.

You want me. I'll see you on the mats in ten minutes.

Your impatient ass can wait until tomorrow morning. Some of us have actual like, responsible shit to do and girlfriends who aren't off being Harriet Potter.

Making fun of me is one thing, but you leave Nico out of this.

I'll see you at dawn, Gibney.

Oh, rich boy can't take a little teasing, but he can set someone up for a beatdown? Oh, you are ON. Stock up on ice packs.

You are an idiot.

Just for the record, I'm pretty sure the smarmy one wasn't actually encouraging me to go have a fight with whoever this Gleason person is. He totally mentioned Twilight, fake sparkle-y vampires, and shirtlessness. That doesn't scream 'serious' to me.

Dude, Keller's been after Nick for ages, because uh, I dunno what's up with him.

Yay! You got my card!

Glitter's awesome.

I definitely did.

Did you get mine?

The one with cupcakes? YEP! Thank you!

They ALL got eaten.

I kinda got a stomachache but it was totally worth it.

Did your teeth turn red?

Yeah...the grumpy red haired doctor freaked out. Heh.

Excellent. That is exactly what we're aiming for most days.

Really? Why?

Well, I guess we're not going specifically for freaking people out, but we're going for reactions. Get a reaction from somebody and you've accomplished something.

Your accomplishment just required copious amounts of red food coloring.

I dunno, she gave me the eeeevil look after she saw my gums weren't bleeding.

Did you make a quick exit?

Yep. If you see the grumpy doc can you tell me so I can hide?

Now this I want to see.

Are you gonna take pictures for future blackmail?

Of course not.

Really? Because I'd take pictures of me for blackmail if I was you.

It's kinda sexy.

If I was going to take pictures of you for myself, it wouldn't be for blackmail purposes.

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