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People of the mansion, I come to you today with glad news, news which might change the way we receive tacos for the rest of our lives. I give you - The Tacocopter in all its glory.

Apparently they just need to actually get it functional on this coast. I'd donate money to that cause.

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We need this yesterday.

I feel it far superior to its east coast counterpart, the Lobstercopter.

Can you work your technological magic and make it happen, Douglas?

What we need to do is find some way to get someone to pry Forge out of his lab at the West Coast Annex and go up to San Francisco.

Or failing that, just make him build us our own.

I vote option two. Or, you know. Get somebody here to do something. There's that crazy coffee machine in the kitchen that keeps giving me white chocolate strawberry mochas with extra whipped cream - it keeps saying that's what I need.

Can't we get a machine that gives me sweet, succulent, delicious tacos because that's what I need?

The crazy coffee machine is pretty talented, but I think it's limited to just drinks.

Unfortunately, every mechanical genius seems to have fled the mansion for points elsewhere.

I might know a guy.

you know, I can get us to the west coast in like....a flash. or a blink :P

we could make this happen.

That's cheating, Skittles. Cheating.

But I like the way you think.

You call it cheating. I call it using my assets.

I'm practical. I want it all. And I want it now.

Hmm. A taco copter ... I may have an idea on how to make this dream a reality.

Lady, there's not much I wouldn't give you if you could make that happen. For serious on so many levels.

Come by my office whenever you have a change and I'll fill you in with my idea.

You got it, Tink. I'll be by sometime soon.

mmmm, tacos!

I am not sure about them being delivered from the sky. but I am sure about the deliciousness of tacos.

Tacos from the sky would be delicious. Because you could have them arriving constantly. Tacos all day every day.

truuuue. Though there are trucks for that too.

tacos from the taco truck are the shit, yo.

I'm not entirely sure that tacos delivered by robots is sanitary...

Robots are not unsanitary.

Well, no, not as such. But what about the food they're carrying? I'd like to know how long it takes to get from made food put on robot to person in the street before I made any real judgements.

Food gets bacteria if left out in the open for too long before eating. :(

Holy moly.

I know, right?

If the Tacocopter was popular, would they start doing PizzaTacocopters?

Get around the traffic, and get pizzas airlifted to your home, plus tacos.

I think this would not only be worth looking into, but worth investing in.

With a smaller, BreadstickCopter trailing behind with baskets of your bread order.

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Baskets of garlicky deliciousness! Yes!

Exactly! With little parachutes attached, just in case they can't get the best landing ever, so the cheese and extras aren't smushed.

That is something made of awesome and win. Why do we not have one here already? I could like, order whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted and not even more a muscle. This is like, me all over!

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