OMG. You are seriously the most gullible person ever. Don't you know, you never, ever, EVER believe ANYTHING anyone tells you on April 1?
Even if a moose and a deer could mate (which I think they can) they don't breed until September or October, so Daisy would already be very VERY pregnant. Like almost ready to pop one out pregnant.
And like moose become MEAN during mating season. Like the males will charge your car. So somebody better come up with a plan or else Daisy will be attracting every male moose around and they will be totally trying to get with her. And they will step on you and it will hurt. Cause everyone knows you don't mess with moose, especially during mating season and birthing season.
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Date: 2012-04-02 04:34 pm (UTC)Even if a moose and a deer could mate (which I think they can) they don't breed until September or October, so Daisy would already be very VERY pregnant. Like almost ready to pop one out pregnant.
And like moose become MEAN during mating season. Like the males will charge your car. So somebody better come up with a plan or else Daisy will be attracting every male moose around and they will be totally trying to get with her. And they will step on you and it will hurt. Cause everyone knows you don't mess with moose, especially during mating season and birthing season.
You're Canadian. Come on Wade.