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[xp_deadpool]

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are gray... you'll never know, love, how much I want you... please don't take, my sunshine away.


You'll have to forgive me if the lyrics are wrong there. Tabitha Tabitha Smith (aka Paranoid Hot Chick) mumbles a bit when she sings. And believe you me, she's singing now. On my computer. Every time I log in. Okay, that's not entirely true. It's more like every time I log in and then do something stupid and curse at it. It's the cursing that makes the singing happen, maybe. Which isn't as bad as all that, since curse words are like jalapeños - you're meant to use them sparringly and for emphasis, right? Right.

Tabitha Tabitha Smith, I don't know how you did this, but I admire your brain right now.

Comments

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

I don't really like kids all that much anyway.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You're funny. I like you.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I think. I'm not sure if it's a good thing the crazy dude likes me.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

The crazy dude is only crazy when it comes to possible explosives, so you're good. I do hereby dub thee Minion No. 1. We need to have a club house or something.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Does that mean you're going to put our librarian in the shower to try to drown her and dampen the impact of her explosions?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Uh, no. I would not be putting her in the shower to dampen the impact of her explosions. I'd be putting her in the shower because I wanted to see her naked. I've got priorities, man.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

As long as you're not trying to drown her.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

Kevin, what HAVE you done?

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Got an innocent laptop drowned?

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear...

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

What, it's just circuits and wires and stuff. It had no feelings about being drowned.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

But they're expensive! I kind of feel bad now...

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Obviously you won't underestimate how totally nuts someone might be in the future then, huh?

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

I don't think I'll ever stop underestimating that. People will probably always surprise me.

Damn it, now I have to figure out how to make it up to him.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

I hear his shower is lonely.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Helped me develop a wonderful plan, of course.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

... The "oh, dear..." may bear repeating...

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Definitely not trying to drown her, Minion No. 1. Definitely not that.