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[xp_deadpool]

To whomever put out those caramel apples - I salute you, sir or madame. I salute you so hard.

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

The ones on the big table? I just ate one. They're pretty tasty.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Lies.

I ate all of mine, because I have a rule, but tasty is not the adjective that came to mind.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You have a rule about having to eat anything you start eating?

Not lies. Totally actually pretty tasty.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Yeah. But also, I'm not allowed to say something's awful officially until I've eaten it twice. So I had another. It was definitely awful.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You're gonna kill the poor fragile feelings of whatever fantastic person brought me and Dori caramel apples AND made those neat ones in the kitchen.

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

You mean:

"Dori and me"

And they let you teach us English.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I also said "gonna" and used an unnecessary capitalization in the sentence. I'm pretty sure I won't lose my teaching cert over it, but if you wanna appeal to the Prof, I'm sure he'll hear you out. :)

The apples were delicious though.

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

Were they? By the time I got down to the kitchen they were all gone.

I want a caramel apple...

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Were they really?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Whoever put those apples in the kitchen has no feelings, fragile or otherwise. They weren't apples at all. They were onions. Which is why I saluted them. That's a pretty awesome prank.