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[xp_deadpool]

Tomorrow there will be turkeys. They will be fried. They will be delicious. I will be cooking them and not catching anything on fire. Other people, bring vegetables. Lorna, I humbly request stuffing in muffin tins because that's the best way to do it.

Obviously, everyone should come eat turkey - I bought three big ones. That should be enough for everybody still at the mansion, right?

Comments

[x-marrow.livejournal.com]

It just won't be the same if you don't catch -something- on fire.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I will burn a potato just for you.

[x-marrow.livejournal.com]

After the explosions we have seen, a flaming potato just seems inadequate.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Challenge accepted. I will make something explode and you will be impressed.

[x-marrow.livejournal.com]

Dear Mansion kids: You're welcome.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You are obviously a terrible influence.

[x-marrow.livejournal.com]

I believe the word you are looking for is "instigator".

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I believe you would be correct.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Dear Ms. Sarah Morlocke,

Please accept this note as an expression of gratitude from those of us who will be enjoying the festivities but who can no longer be called "Mansion kids".

Cordially,

Mlle. Marie-Ange Colbert

[x-marrow.livejournal.com]

Ms. Colbert,

My apologies for omitting you from my previous post. Enjoy the spectacle.

Yours,

Sarah Morlocke

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I am torn between adopting one of Amanda's favourite expressions and saying "cheers!" or buying you a bottle of wine for indulging my silly over-politeness.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I vote wine.

[x-marrow.livejournal.com]

Does that mean I have to share?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Nah, I won't take your 'thanks for being awesome' wine. Pinkie swear.

[x-marrow.livejournal.com]

You're a good man, Wade Wilson.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Well thank you, Sarah Morlocke.

[x-marrow.livejournal.com]

Not a problem. I'm still trying to shake off the "business-letter mode" I've been stuck in all week.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Clearly I enjoy following Wade's questionable example.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Clearly I will bribe you into assisting me with this awesomeness. My examples are never questionable.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Clearly bribery is a formality when you ask me to do things that others might consider questionable.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Clearly we have to keep appearances up.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

TURKEYTURKEYTURKEY! FRIEDFRIEDFRIED! YAAAAAAY!

Stuffing in muffin tins? That's a neat idea!

Should I make my special stuffing again like last year? Or do I HAVE to bring vegetables? Vegetables are icky!

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I see your request and have made these stuffing in muffin tins.

I am awesome like that.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

If anyone gets hurt I am holding you responsible, Wilson. You get to help me play nurse, and not in the fun way.

In the meantime, since there appears to be no stopping the explosive festivities I'll try to pitch in if needed.