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Jan. 22nd, 2014 10:37 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
xp_deadpoolRight, people. It's time for a minion roll call - list your people name, your minion designation, and a suggestion for a person you think might make an awesome addition to your minion ranks.
One - two - three - GO!
Also, I'm now accepting unsolicited applications for minions. It's pretty simple - name, age, and a talent you have. Once accepted, you'll receive your minion designation and an invitation to your first minion social, which will be a viewing of the pilot episode of Golden Girls. Food will be provided, vegetarian options are available, though I request that you note your food preferences, requirements, and specifications on your application.
One - two - three - GO!
Also, I'm now accepting unsolicited applications for minions. It's pretty simple - name, age, and a talent you have. Once accepted, you'll receive your minion designation and an invitation to your first minion social, which will be a viewing of the pilot episode of Golden Girls. Food will be provided, vegetarian options are available, though I request that you note your food preferences, requirements, and specifications on your application.
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Date: 2014-01-22 08:40 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2014-01-23 01:09 am (UTC)Minion Designation: Benevolent Overlord in Training
Suggestion: Er....am I allowed to suggest kids?
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Date: 2014-01-23 06:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-01-23 03:03 pm (UTC)Also now that I think about it she's not going to be one of the kids for much longer.
Not sure how she feels about Golden Girls though. My guess is she doesn't know what they are.
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Date: 2014-01-23 03:09 pm (UTC)It is your job to convince her that minionhood is awesome.
And yes, it's a tragic truth of today's youth that they don't know who the Golden Girls are. That's part of why the very first minion social for all new recruits involves a showing of that most glorious of shows.
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Date: 2014-01-23 04:54 am (UTC)Matt....?
Molly!
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Date: 2014-01-23 06:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-01-23 12:09 pm (UTC)I've kinda outgrown "kid" haven't I?
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Date: 2014-01-23 12:22 pm (UTC)You'll never outgrow the minion designation.
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Date: 2014-01-23 12:25 pm (UTC)uh huh. Aren't I taller than you now?
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Date: 2014-01-23 12:32 pm (UTC)Yeah, but you're wiry. That subtracts like two inches.
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Date: 2014-01-23 12:34 pm (UTC)It's called MUSCLE! you should get some.
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Date: 2014-01-23 12:42 pm (UTC)It's called sinew.
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Date: 2014-01-23 12:44 pm (UTC)I challenge you to silks!
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Date: 2014-01-23 12:45 pm (UTC)How about weights?
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Date: 2014-01-23 12:48 pm (UTC)what? you can't actually USE that muscle you pretend to have? you just have to pose and look pretty with it?
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Date: 2014-01-23 01:02 pm (UTC)Smartass. I'll meet you in the gym.
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Date: 2014-01-23 01:22 pm (UTC)anytime. see you later.
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Date: 2014-01-23 04:56 am (UTC)OVERLORD designation: MAJESTRIX
suggested new minion: Wade Wilson
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Date: 2014-01-23 06:11 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2014-01-23 12:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-01-23 12:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-01-23 12:46 pm (UTC)Bea has been moved to a safehouse. You'll never find her.
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Date: 2014-01-23 12:49 pm (UTC)no subject
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