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[xp_deadpool]

Cameroon, I am super disappointed in you. Not because you lost 4-0 to Croatia, but because you were hella unsportsmanlike. At least Song was. Punching somebody from behind is only acceptable in life or death situations and, while I know some people take the World Cup that seriously, it's really, really not. Uncool, dudes. Uncool.

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[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

All I know about Croatia, I learned from this New York magazine thing (http://nymag.com/thecut/2014/06/croatian-world-cup-team-bonds-naked-in-hot-tub.html). So I am rooting for Croatia.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Well, someone has a shapely behind.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

I'm saying.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You're saying... everyone should pull for Croatia because they have shapely behinds and enjoy hottubbing together?

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

Seems like sound enough logic to me.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Well alrighty, then. I can get behind that logic. I guess I'll wear my Croatia paraphernalia tomorrow, since Cameroon was such a bust.

And they've ruined macaroons for me.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

At first I didn't get it, but now I'm starting to understand Wade logic, which scares me.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

My logic is glorious.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

You totally should have picked the other food-related team in the pool, clearly. Chile are doing great!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

If I weren't going for sexypants Croatia now, I'd totally go for Chile. Did Doug pick Chile? Maybe I can win vicariously. What do we win if we win? I vote tacos. Lots and lots of tacos. Tacos everywhere.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

I don't think Doug picked anyone. But he can't pick now cuz it wouldn't be fair when half the group matches are over! Umm, you win money. You know how betting works, right?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I know how betting works in theory but shouldn't we get something more than monetary rewards for all the time and effort we're putting into watching people punt balls from one end of a field to the other over and over and over again?

Again I say - TACOS.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

No, because no one's actually forcing you to watch the games. You just have to give me money and the name of a team and then I give the winner money so all you have to do is trust that whoever I give the money to is actually the winner.

But if you want to add to the stakes with tacos, be my guest.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

TACO PARTY FOR THE WINNER. I'll plan it. Lorna can help. It'll be epic. We can have the world's largest taco in our kitchen. And other things. Like enchiladas. Quesadillas.