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[xp_deadpool]

So guys - I got these swords from this guy I know. They are awesome, all curved and shiny. I wanted a scimitar, but all he had was katanas and beggars can't be choosers, right? I bought two. Now I've just gotta figure out how to wield them without cutting anything important off myself. Don't worry, I only sliced my leg up like twice and there was hardly any blood. Seriously, this is gonna be epic.

Comments

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

You and your weapons. You need a display wall, but I am not so very good at woodworking.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

If you want one, my cousin does a bit of carpentry. And mechanics, and a few other sidelines.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I might take you up on that, good sir. Except I want to actually use these things, so putting them on the wall would be counterproductive.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Like four of my houses have display walls. And I have an apartment that's basically only display walls - for my battle axes, remember?

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

I wanna see that!

battle axes!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Top secret location, kid. Actually, it's not, it's just not in New York. Or the US.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

you suck.

I think I have a passport.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

But do you have a plane ticket?

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

this is why you suck!