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[xp_deadpool]

So guys - I got these swords from this guy I know. They are awesome, all curved and shiny. I wanted a scimitar, but all he had was katanas and beggars can't be choosers, right? I bought two. Now I've just gotta figure out how to wield them without cutting anything important off myself. Don't worry, I only sliced my leg up like twice and there was hardly any blood. Seriously, this is gonna be epic.

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[x-skin.livejournal.com]

If you want one, my cousin does a bit of carpentry. And mechanics, and a few other sidelines.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I might take you up on that, good sir. Except I want to actually use these things, so putting them on the wall would be counterproductive.