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xp_deadpool ([personal profile] xp_deadpool) wrote2014-10-15 07:31 pm
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So I got this fortune cookie tonight. It says, "A kind word will keep someone warm for years." Okay, fortune cookie. But I just keep thinking that setting them on fire will keep them warm for the rest of their lives!
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[identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com 2014-10-16 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
My sense of humor has jet lag.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-10-16 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
I'd offer to share some of the Chinese food that came with the really awful fortune cookies, but I've already eaten it and I think you're at the mansion now, anyway.

[identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com 2014-10-16 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I made it home. In that time I've taken a monster nap, showered twice and eaten a Big Mac. Productive day.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-10-16 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my God, I forgot to go to McDonald's. I can't find my car keys in any of these takeout containers.

[identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com 2014-10-16 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
How could you forget?

(This is why we need hamburger drones.)

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-10-16 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
I was so busy getting all the other food that I wasn't allowed to have for days and I didn't drive by one on the way here. Where are my keys?

[identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com 2014-10-16 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Half of them are open 24 hours! There's still time! Calm down! Digest!

(Unrelatedly, were you keeping your chimichangas in my mini-fridge?)

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-10-16 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
... did you eat my chimichangas? Again?

[identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com 2014-10-16 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
No, but they smell, and I need space for things!

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-10-16 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
They smell delicious, right?

[identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com 2014-10-16 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
No! I think you've waited too long to eat these.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-10-16 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't wait! I wasn't allowed to eat them. But hey, if you put them in a plastic baggie, I can come pick them up tomorrow and give them to Cammie.

[identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com 2014-10-16 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh, I'm just leaving the fridge shut and reconciling myself to warm soda.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-10-16 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Why you gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm human, too?

[identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com 2014-10-16 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
You used my fridge! I just spent two weeks in Africa! I missed cold Coke!

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-10-16 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
I'm gonna marry her anyway - wait. Too much of that song. Remix!

Dude, go steal a cold drink from my fridge. I think it's mostly full of beer for Logan, but there's probably a Coke in there somewhere.

[identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com 2014-10-16 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, I'm in self-imposed exile until I can reassure everyone I'm not contagious.

Also, I don't want to leave my bed. It's comfy.
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