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xp_deadpool ([personal profile] xp_deadpool) wrote2014-10-15 07:31 pm
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So I got this fortune cookie tonight. It says, "A kind word will keep someone warm for years." Okay, fortune cookie. But I just keep thinking that setting them on fire will keep them warm for the rest of their lives!
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[identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com 2014-10-16 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Is this a regular sort of cake, a very good cake, or euphemistic metaphorical cake?

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-10-16 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Why're you gonna make me choose? Can't we have both? We can have our cake and eat it too. For real and metaphorically.

[identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com 2014-10-16 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
If we are going to have cake and eat it too we should probably go out of the living room and kitchen table because I think Amanda would not like to find cake on the floor.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-10-16 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
You're probably right.
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