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[xp_deadpool]

So I got this fortune cookie tonight. It says, "A kind word will keep someone warm for years." Okay, fortune cookie. But I just keep thinking that setting them on fire will keep them warm for the rest of their lives!

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Is this a regular sort of cake, a very good cake, or euphemistic metaphorical cake?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Why're you gonna make me choose? Can't we have both? We can have our cake and eat it too. For real and metaphorically.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

If we are going to have cake and eat it too we should probably go out of the living room and kitchen table because I think Amanda would not like to find cake on the floor.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You're probably right.

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