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[xp_deadpool]

So I got this fortune cookie tonight. It says, "A kind word will keep someone warm for years." Okay, fortune cookie. But I just keep thinking that setting them on fire will keep them warm for the rest of their lives!

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[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Here, have one of me making a weird face. I don't even have the excuse of being drunk.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

You're too far away from my laptop screen for me to see your icon properly and I have a stupid fucking cat sleeping on my chest so I can't move it closer. And yes, I know I need glasses but I refuse to get them.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Kick the cat out and see if the Mountie can put you in a better mood, McFrosty. I'm sure there's plenty of metaphorical cake to go around.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

The cat will just come back. Even if I set it on fire it'll come back. And then I'll be on fire. And then I guess that means I can try your fortune cookie with Garrison?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't suggest trying that fortune cookie with the Mountie except for maybe telling him he smells nice or something else that might be considered kind. Like his eyes sparkle with sunshine on a rainy day and make you feel all twitterpated. Cause y'know. The smell of burning hair would probably ruin his groove.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

How do we know what would ruin his groove unless we try different things?

...and yes, that was another shtick.

Also, what the fuck is twitterpated?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, how do you not know what twitterpated is? C'mon, you watched Bambi, didn't you? Are you on another schtick? Cause c'mon.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

No, that one's legit. I lost a lot of my movie knowledge when I had my psychotic break. I CheatWatched a shitton of movies over the years with my powers. Just read movie theater screens. Now all the knowledge I had of a movie I didn't actually sit down and watch myself is gone.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Here, twitterpated in less than three minutes (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WadHPTfxrPc).

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

DUDE! That owl's head spun all the way around! MULTIPLE TIMES! That's fucked up! Seriously fucked up!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Right? How did kids from the 80s not have horrible nightmares?

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Is Bambi from the 80s? Why did I think it was from the 40s?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Who says we don't? :P

(oh wait, you meant related to whacked-out Disney movie stuff.)