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[xp_deadpool]

Guys, seriously. Logan and I ran around in the woods for like hours and the footprints are huge and I found a shoe. It's like, this slipper. The left one. It is not huge. Is anyone missing a shoe? Also, a can of SPAM. Logan swears it smells like weird bear. I think we have a YETI, guys. Like, an actual Bigfoot. If I find him, I'm naming him Harvey. DIBS.

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[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Aren't you Canadian? Don't all of you have one of those things already? Don't they grow them up there?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

This is why he needs me.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

I dunno, Cowpoke. There are so many Canadians here now. I don't know if you get automatic dibs on weird-ass Canadian wilderness beasts anymore? Shouldn't there be a rota? You had the moose, Kane got the fucked-up-magical-witch cat, shouldn't the Bigfoot go to Rogue or Logan?

[x-traction.livejournal.com]

I only pretend to be Canadian when it suits me.

Good to know I'm so good at it that you don't hear the Southern accent, eh?

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

...I thought you moved down south or something?

...weren't you part of Alpha Flight or whatever Canadian thing it was where Agent Lana met you?

[x-traction.livejournal.com]

No, ma'am. Born and raised in Mississippi.

Ask Wade how Southern I can be.

I just love Canada. Any country that has a cheese mafia and maple syrup heists is where I wanna belong to.

I'm Canadian on the inside where it counts

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Huh. New info. That's gonna take some time to process.

Does that mean you root for their stupid baseball team?

[x-traction.livejournal.com]

Screw baseball.

Curling's where it's at!

SWEEEEEP