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I feel like someone was trying to be really funny when they left eight bobble-headed table dancers, seven packs of redman, six cans of spam, five flannel shirts, four big mud tires, three shot gun shells, two plush hunting dogs, and some parts to a Mustang GT in the common area of me and Clarice's suite, but like. Dude, you got it all backward. The twelve days of Christmas start December 25, they don't end on it. So whoever you are, thank you for the gifts! I'm sure I can put them to good use somehow. Just give me all that stuff like in January next time or something.

Date: 2014-12-21 08:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com
....can I have the bobble heads?

Date: 2014-12-22 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
Yeah, absolutely. I'll leave them on the spinning mirror table.

Date: 2014-12-22 03:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com
YES!!!!!

...you will LOVE what I do with them!

Date: 2014-12-22 04:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
I trust in your judgement.

Date: 2014-12-21 09:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com
Not it but I am disappointed in myself for not being it because that is brilliant.

Except for the part where now Doug is singing "and some parts to a Mustang GT" over and over.

Date: 2014-12-22 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
Yeah, exactly. And I will wear the hell out of those flannel shirts.

Date: 2014-12-22 01:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-adrienne.livejournal.com
It's better than the Canadian version Agent Lana keeps singing.



Okay I lie, I actually like the Canadian version better than the redneck version...

Date: 2014-12-22 02:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
Five golden toques!

Yes, that's an excellent version.

Date: 2014-12-22 03:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-adrienne.livejournal.com
Nothing's better than getting beer for Christmas. Except maybe 'six packs of 2-4s'.

Date: 2014-12-22 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
I have to admit, I'm pretty impressed.

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