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[xp_deadpool]

Douglas Franklin D. Roosevelt Ramsey. I touched your Lego block computer game with the music that sounds like one of those wind up music box things and your inventory had throwing stars it in, the ones I can't spell but start with shhhhhhhuri. Why didn't you tell me that Lego block game had throwing stars???

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Oh lord, I'm going to have to get you set up on my Minecraft server, aren't I.

Beware of exploding penis cactuses.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I AM BUYING THIS IMMEDIATELY RIGHT NOW.

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

What the hell is wrong with this world?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Well, my level.dat might have been...

Oh, you mean regarding creepers.

I mean, what else would you describe this as?

http://minecraft.gamepedia.com/Creeper

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

I would describe it as a 'no. Nope. Fuck that. I am out of here'.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

You are very wise. Creepers are assholes.

[xp-darcy.livejournal.com]

Have you been blown up yet?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I haven't been killed by the green penis monster, if that's what you're talking about. I have been killed by cave spiders, some seriously scary water monster, and just past the river of blood and the wall of meat in whatever the place is that I went to through the portal -- some flying fire monster totally bombed me before I could get its patterns figured out. But I'm gonna go back once I get more diamonds for diamond armor and weapons and stuff. There's smelting! I can make battle axes. But digging is so boring.

[xp-darcy.livejournal.com]

Spiders in Minecraft are even bigger assholes than spiders in real life.

I like digging, it's cathartic. Mad? Make a bunch of pickaxes and take your frustrations out on the landscape!