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Aug. 14th, 2011 01:17 pmThere is a massive chocolate-on-chocolate sheet cake in the kitchen.
I know, I know - you're wondering why. Why is there a massive chocolate-on-chocolate sheet cake in the kitchen?
Because today is my birthday and I like celebrating in style. That's why.
So if you want some cake, come to the kitchen, it's fantastic.
Also, since it's my birthday and the tiny red Albanian who had the rocking party last week has set precedence, everybody has to dance with me.
And there's some other stuff here that won't make everybody go into a glucose-overdose, too, if you're less interested in the deliciousness of chocolate-on-chocolate cake and maybe more into something like fruit. Or carrots. But mostly you should come for the cake.
I know, I know - you're wondering why. Why is there a massive chocolate-on-chocolate sheet cake in the kitchen?
Because today is my birthday and I like celebrating in style. That's why.
So if you want some cake, come to the kitchen, it's fantastic.
Also, since it's my birthday and the tiny red Albanian who had the rocking party last week has set precedence, everybody has to dance with me.
And there's some other stuff here that won't make everybody go into a glucose-overdose, too, if you're less interested in the deliciousness of chocolate-on-chocolate cake and maybe more into something like fruit. Or carrots. But mostly you should come for the cake.
