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Mansionites past and present! In approximately forty minutes the culmination of the challenge of the year (so far) will come to pass. Lorna Dane, the Green-Haired Siren of the Kitchen (or Sprout, if she gets demoted), has said that I cannot eat all the food she puts before me. This is slander, obviously, and so I have agreed to prove her wrong. If you want to witness my victory (and eat some food, I'm sure there's plenty, and no, this is not me asking people to help me by cheating, I'm sure there's extra food), the contest begins at high noon! Be there or miss out on the awesomeness of the event. And the extra tacos.