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[xp_deadpool]

Mansionites past and present! In approximately forty minutes the culmination of the challenge of the year (so far) will come to pass. Lorna Dane, the Green-Haired Siren of the Kitchen (or Sprout, if she gets demoted), has said that I cannot eat all the food she puts before me. This is slander, obviously, and so I have agreed to prove her wrong. If you want to witness my victory (and eat some food, I'm sure there's plenty, and no, this is not me asking people to help me by cheating, I'm sure there's extra food), the contest begins at high noon! Be there or miss out on the awesomeness of the event. And the extra tacos.

Comments

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Actually, it is libel since she wrote it. If she also said it verbally it is slander, but since it was written, it is libel.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

She wrote it in the journals and said it when I saw her in the hallway before the showdown. That counts as both, right?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Yes, that is correct.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

I know I'll be there. Tacos are awesome.

And watching you eat yourself sick isn't too bad either :P

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I'm not gonna eat myself sick, kid. I'm gonna pace myself and win the race. Like the turtle in the parable or something.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

ha! sure.

you're cleaning up your own puke.

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

One day you're going to get really really fat and I'm going to laugh at you.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Well. Considering it hasn't happened yet, I'm pretty sure I'll manage to maintain my manly physique for longer than you'd be interested in laughing at me.

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

Okay. Yeah. Whatever, Lardo.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Don't make me track you down and squeegee you with jello.

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

Fine. You could use the exercise.

Just be careful all that running doesn't make you puke.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I exercise every day, protege. You think you can keep up, you could come along one day.

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

Really? It doesn't show.

And you have an unfair advantage: your legs are longer. You cover more ground quicker than I can.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I'll make sure I run real slow for you.

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

You better check yourself before you wreck yourself, son.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

So do you accept my challenge or not, Pryor? Cause from the looks of it, you're pretty good at talking smack but I haven't seen any follow-through yet.

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

Oh. You're going down.

Challenge accepted.

If I had gloves I would march up and slap you with one. That's how I roll.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

I missed it :(

Not that it matters, we all know how this is going to end

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

IN VICTORY. Obviously. You should've stopped by, anyway.