hola, guten tag, and etc

[xp_deadpool]

It's days like this that I'm really, really glad it takes more than a keg and some questionable alcoholic beverages for me to wind up with a hangover.

Also, hello, little mansionites - did you miss me?

Comments

[x-highflying.livejournal.com]

I think our girlfriends might have something to say about you buying me dinner. Or yours might at least.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Why? It's not like we're planning any kind of epic debauchery afterward. I mean, I'm thinking I'll kill some tastebuds with the salsa there, eat whatever Mama Lupe sends out, and steal the check by way of apology. Marie-Ange isn't going to mind that. Unless I don't bring her anything back. She'd probably mind then.

[x-highflying.livejournal.com]

This is true. Maybe I'll take a raincheck.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I like sopapillas.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

They are very, very sweet. Anakyle Spicewalker and I decided they were indicative of the Darkside. But I'll bring you some, anyway.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

That is fine, I am probably comfortable with working for the dark side, as long as I do not have to be set on fire, look like the Pope or have horns and facial tattoos.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I think the facial tattoos and the the horns are kind of mandatory. And then turning into a cyborg.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Ew. Why are there no lady dark side... people? Pretty ones who wear nice clothes?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I have no idea. Let's go with sexism and call it a night.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a good plan.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Sweet. I've got some phone calls to make and then I'll be over with your Mexican death by sugar.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Not especially unless you tried to get Wade drunk and marry him.

[x-highflying.livejournal.com]

Not really on the cards. I'm pretty sure Nevada hasn't legalized same sex marriage yet.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Nevada? I'm not interested in shotgun nuptials, Flyboy.

[x-highflying.livejournal.com]

Would you prefer a long engagement then?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I've never been engaged, so I don't actually know what I prefer.

[x-highflying.livejournal.com]

Neither have I. Marriage hasn't particularly been on my radar in the past.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

So we agree that you're not going to try to get me drunk and marry me. Awesome. I still say we should do food at some point.

[x-highflying.livejournal.com]

It is extremely unlikely. And food?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Foooooooood. Yes.

[x-highflying.livejournal.com]

What is this of which you speak?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Know you not the CHIMICHANGA OF GLORY? I mean, seriously - first off, it's just an awesome word. Chimichanga. Chim-changa... and then, on top of that, they are delicious.

[x-highflying.livejournal.com]

I do happen to know my Mexican food.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Then you can adequately appreciate the fantasticness that is a chimichanga.