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[xp_deadpool]

There is a massive chocolate-on-chocolate sheet cake in the kitchen.

I know, I know - you're wondering why. Why is there a massive chocolate-on-chocolate sheet cake in the kitchen?

Because today is my birthday and I like celebrating in style. That's why.

So if you want some cake, come to the kitchen, it's fantastic.

Also, since it's my birthday and the tiny red Albanian who had the rocking party last week has set precedence, everybody has to dance with me.

And there's some other stuff here that won't make everybody go into a glucose-overdose, too, if you're less interested in the deliciousness of chocolate-on-chocolate cake and maybe more into something like fruit. Or carrots. But mostly you should come for the cake.

Comments

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

Well, since I have set the precedence, I should dance with you, yes?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes, you should. It'll be a good example for everyone else. And then you can have cake.

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

Thank you very much. :) And happy birthday to you, Mr. Wade. :D

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Thank you! And you're very, very welcome.

This cake his huge.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Are you sure I should only visit for the cake? Because I had thought you would prefer I visit for you...

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Well, when you put it like that...

And you definitely have to dance with me when you get here.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Of course. You should be aware that a great deal of chocolate sometimes does make me strange.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I got stuck in a priest hole - which of us is going to win the 'strange' contest?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I will come by. I'll even dance with you, if that's the price for mooching a large amount of the cake. Plus I have a present that I got for you, so I can drop that off as well.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Yes, more dancing - excellent. Also, presents are awesome and most appreciated. You can have an extra large piece of cake. From the corner so you get lots of icing.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

It's a T-shirt. I think you'll appreciate it.

Ooh, corner piece. Sweet!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Yes, cakes are usually sweet, Ramsey.

[x-meggan.livejournal.com]

Please save a slice for me, I'm on the way!

Happy birthday to you! I found a Bea Arthur chess set you might like a little while ago, so I'll bring it with me. She's the queen, the king, and everything else in between. Some are Dorothy, some Maude, and at least one is the cantina lady in the Star Wars Holiday Special. Except the pawns. Those don't have her face, they're just the pawns.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Best. Minion. Ever. You totally get as many pieces of cake as you want, I'm not even lying.

[x-meggan.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank you!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Seriously, this is like the eighth piece of Bea Arthur swag you've brought me that I didn't have already. You are absolutely my favorite!

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

I am not dancing with you.

I will however ask how old you are. Because I'm nosy like that.

Happy Birthday Wade!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

It's rude to ask questions like that of the birthday boy, kid. But thanks for the wishes. Come get some cake.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

Doesn't mean I don't want to know.

And yes, cake! best reason to have a birthday.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

He's old. Oooooooooooooooold.

Also btws, avoid the infirmary today, there's all kinds of burned hair smells and that shit lingers.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

Dino!Wade!

ooooh, yuck. Thanks for the heads up.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday old man. No offense if I don't eat the cake though, dude, chocolate gives me the epic stomach hell.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

That's cool - that's why there's other stuff, too. And ice cream that's not chocolate. And thanks.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Sweet. I dig ice cream.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

OHMYGOSHITSYOURBIRTHDAYWHYDIDN'TYOUTELLME!

Where are you? I'll be right down! I need to give you things!