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[xp_deadpool]

Some generous benefactor had delivered to me a very large rhubarb pie. I say 'some generous benefactor' because said benefactor didn't see the need to include a card with his/her name on it so I'd know who to give the money to.

That said, I'm very disappointed in the lot of you. I offer you cold, hard cash to get me pie and wine and nobody does it. All I get's skepticism. It's like you don't believe I'd really give you the money. Which is just wrong - very wrong.

So I'm going to take my pie back into the city to share with my girlfriend. I'm sure she'll appreciate it. And maybe Douglas, since he enjoys the finer things in life.

I swear to God, though, Jubes, if you eat it all while I'm not looking, my vengeance will be swift and it will be impressive. If you're nice, though, I'll share a piece with you, too.

Comments

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You take a shot every time Bea Arthur comes on screen.

[x-volcanic.livejournal.com]

Doesn't that mean you'd be drunk really really quickly?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Absolutely not. Or well, I wouldn't be, at least.

[x-volcanic.livejournal.com]

That's cheating! Or something. I get drunk at normal people rate.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Well, you could take a sip every time she's on screen?

[x-volcanic.livejournal.com]

That would be a little more sensible.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

So we're on for next weekend?

[x-volcanic.livejournal.com]

-- uh. I am pretty sure I am free, yes. Mansion or my place?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Your place, so I don't corrupt the youth here any more than I already have. I'll bring the liquor?

[x-volcanic.livejournal.com]

And I'll provide the baked goods?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Team work!