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[xp_deadpool]

I have a minion who can makes plants grow, but she's hied off somewhere on family business, so I'm looking for volunteers - anybody else know how to make plants grow? It doesn't have to be super fast or anything, but. Well, no - it sort of does.

Anyway, if you have the skills I need, email me or something.

Also, Kyle, pow wow at the boathouse tomorrow (today?) after you're finished with classes or whatever.

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Callie can make plants grow too and ungrow, she did this awesome talking poison ivy into going away thing this one time.

I'm devouring food now and then heading back so should be there like, in an hour or something unless it rains and then I'm calling you to be like GET THE VAN AND GET ME because fuck riding the bike in the rain.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I could always just get the van anyway, you know.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

but I like my commmute. Dude, 60 to 90 minutes on a motorcycle with no one bugging me and all the music I want with no one else telling me I'm being a hipster. it's AWESOME.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Wait, you're a hipster?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Naw, dude. hipsters dress funny. But I do like a lot of weird indie music.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Fair enough. I couldn't really picture you with emo hair, anyway. It was a little upsetting even attempting to get that mental image straight.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

It gets like ridic sometimes (see?) but not that ridic.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I don't have an adequately ridiculous picture of my hair. So you can have a picture of me wearing the awesome hat Molly gave me for my birthday. Because it has pink flowers.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

... yeah, you win dude. I'm just gonna put my box of hats in the garage because no bad hat is better than that hat.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You have a box of bad hats?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Kinda. I went through a hat phase like, before I said suck it up to myself and just decided if people can't handle the ears can get bent.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Sweet. I generally have a really good time telling people they can deal with stuff or take a long walk off a short pier.

[x-dryad.livejournal.com]

Why exactly do you need some super quick growing of plants?

Otherwise, sun, soil, water, and talking to them always helps.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Theoretically, though, if given the right motivation, could you make them grow faster?

[x-dryad.livejournal.com]

Nothing theoretical about it. I make plants grow faster.

If you need a flower the size of a Frisbee though, I'm not your girl. Klara makes plants with exaggerated attributes; I work within the plant's natural limits.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I don't need a flower the size of a Frisbee. I do, however, need faster-growing plants. Meet me in the boathouse for the powwow with Kyle.

[x-dryad.livejournal.com]

You mean today? I'll be there by 1pm.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Sweet. I'll see you then.