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[xp_deadpool]

Today is National Taco Appreciation Day.

Okay, so I might've added the 'appreciation' part, but seriously, you gotta appreciate the tacos. To celebrate (and appropriately appreciate), I'm making tacos in the main kitchen. There are vegetarian options, since I'm conscientious like that, but there will definitely be beef. And probably chicken. If you want fish, you can bring your own.

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[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

Screw logic. This works for me.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Yours is a sad, sad world devoid of beautiful things like hot redheads and chocolate covered strawberries.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

Also, blind.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

... there are so many things I could say to this, none of which any of the people who are actually responsible would approve of.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

share anyways? I'm curious. and I promise not to get mad.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Mostly just dude. You don't have to be able to see to appreciate a beautiful woman. Or a hot guy, if that's your thing. Touching is so much better.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

OH. Well, yeah. Or I guess so. Never...really did that. I want to. Just...yeah. Haven't. Girls though, definitely girls.

They make playboy in braille. I've never seen it.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Don't worry. Hey, when do you turn sixteen?

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

LAST MAY.

you gave me books.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Sorry, there was a trip in there and I lost track of the time. You're legal. We'll get you a playboy.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

apparently.

I thought legal was 18?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Close enough.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

actually...I got a question.

you shave, right?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Yeah, or I start looking like a mountain man. My bear grows in kinda square at the jaws if I'm not careful. Why?

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

teach me?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Okay. Let's shoot for Saturday. Unless you've suddenly developed scruff. But I'm pretty sure I would've noticed yesterday at training if you had.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

it ITCHES.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Shaving won't necessarily help with that. In fact, the aftershave will probably sting like a bitch.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

ugh. gross.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Yeah. But I here there are moisturizers and stuff you can get that might work, too. Or like. Oatmeal lotion or something. I dunno.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

but they SMELL.

okay. um. lemme think about this.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

The oatmeal stuff shouldn't smell like much besides oatmeal or something. In theory.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

theory. ha. it's a nice place. everything works there.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well. You gotta start somewhere. Besides, shaving cream's gonna smell, too. So will the aftershave, for that matter. I mean, I think even the razors come with weird little strips of aloe or something on them most of the time these days. I'm sure that smells, too.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

this is getting complicated.

maybe I don't shave. yeah. Then I won't slice my throat open anyways.