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[xp_deadpool]

Okay, so here's the rundown:

Name: Wade Wilson
Occupation: Currently Unemployed
Reason for being here: Happy funtimes.
Likes: Thunderstorms, white wine, and old movies. Also, Bea Arthur.
Dislikes: Weeds (not the tv show, because the brunette on there is hot, just the plants), wool, and boring lectures.

Let's open the forum for questions I reserve the right to not answer. And... GO!

Comments

[x-radius.livejournal.com]

I understand you got a healing factor. I always wondered, can you keep a tat or does it end up all healed and clean?

New question: Dinner/movie or pubs/clubs?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Never tried to get a tattoo, so I don't know. Piercings reject pretty quick, or so I've been told. Never tried to get one of those, either.

Dinner and a movie, but a pub first.

[x-radius.livejournal.com]

Well I'm planning a Police Academy marathon soon, if you're into that. Is that old enough movies for you?

And we should totally try to get tats together. My shield totally coats the skin so I have no idea what it's gonna do, and I already got the piercing, anyway...

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Not interested in Police Academy, thanks though.

Also not interested in tattoos, otherwise I would've tried to get one before now.

What happened to the dinner and the pub?

[x-radius.livejournal.com]

For the pub, come see me at work, happy hour's pretty good, and there's always a game on TV.

As for dinner, I ain't quite the cook, I can grill meat and bake sweet potatoes, and... that's about it!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You can't bake regular potatoes?

[x-radius.livejournal.com]

What's so wrong with sweet potatoes? Where I come from, that's about all we eat! (well, that and corn).

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Lies. No one can survive entirely on sweet potatoes and corn.

[x-radius.livejournal.com]

That's questionable.

Luke Bryan would say: "rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey, whiskey makes my baby feel a little frisky."

What more could you possibly need?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Corn isn't the only thing that makes whiskey, buddy. I'm fond of barley, myself.

[xp_daytripper]

Jared, mate, you realise that you're totally trying to pick up the new bloke, right? ;)

[x-radius.livejournal.com]

What? Hell no! I'm being friendly!

The dude is nice and I'm looking for new bros. Ever heard of fraternities?

[xp_daytripper]

English, so no, not really ;) And where I'm from, "wanna go get tats together?" is totally a pick up line.

He's pretty, I get it. Go for it. :)

[x-radius.livejournal.com]

How do I have to say it?! Not. Interested.

By the way, any tats to show?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

What, you don't think I'm pretty?

There went your chance at a sweet potato dinner, dude.

[x-radius.livejournal.com]

What?!

That's a trick question, right?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Nope. You insulted me.

[x-radius.livejournal.com]

I just said I was not after your ass! How's that an insult?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I have a very nice ass.

[x-radius.livejournal.com]

Fine. How about you get that cute butt to Harry's so we can get wasted (or just have "happy funtimes") sometime?

[xp_daytripper]

You're not Egyptian, are you? ;)

And I've got a couple, yeah. I don't go round showing 'em for free, tho' - how about one of those drinks you're always offering the blokes?

[x-radius.livejournal.com]

Why the hell would I be Egyptian?

And I'd love to fetch you a little something, but apparently, there's a policy about booze in the mansion, so you'd have to come by Harry's. What's your thing? Rum? Vodka? or girly stuff?

[xp_daytripper]

Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, sunshine. ;)

And you really don't pay attention, do you? I don't live in the mansion, I'm one of those weirdoes from New York that come and pester you lot on the journals when we're bored. I'm also over 21 and well legal. So I'll see you at Harry's. Mine's a pint of Guinness, no umbrella or fruit salad.

[x-radius.livejournal.com]

You ain't British for nothing... a pint of Guinness, that ain't something I hear very often. Not much into playing, I guess...

[xp_daytripper]

Oh, I'm plenty playful. Just depends on the motivation. :)