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[xp_deadpool]

Okay, so here's the rundown:

Name: Wade Wilson
Occupation: Currently Unemployed
Reason for being here: Happy funtimes.
Likes: Thunderstorms, white wine, and old movies. Also, Bea Arthur.
Dislikes: Weeds (not the tv show, because the brunette on there is hot, just the plants), wool, and boring lectures.

Let's open the forum for questions I reserve the right to not answer. And... GO!

Comments

[x-radius.livejournal.com]

Fine. How about you get that cute butt to Harry's so we can get wasted (or just have "happy funtimes") sometime?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I don't think you can adequately appreciate the fineness of my ass, buddy. And now I'm pretty sure you don't deserve the chance to try.

[x-radius.livejournal.com]

Once again, they are faster than light to turn people against me!

If you change your mind, first hour is on the house... that's one little incentive...

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Everything's on the house, or just the shitty beer your manager wants to get rid of and the bottom-shelf tequila?

[x-radius.livejournal.com]

That is so rude! that beer ain't worse than a Natty or Miller... hey, I can still make exceptions...

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I've got one word for you, sweetheart. Microbrewery.

[x-radius.livejournal.com]

Sweetheart? Let's not get too frisky too soon!

Microbrewery? Really? That would be a sad solution. That wouldn't make up for a nice bartender's company.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Dude. Microbreweries ship their brews out and they're about a million times better that Miller and Bud and Natty.

[x-radius.livejournal.com]

We got some from Belgium, that's way better than all your brews. And I thought you were a wine guy...

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I don't discriminate.

[x-radius.livejournal.com]

Well then, you're more than welcome to come around for some sweet Belgian beer and white wine in "my" humble bar...

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I'll be there.