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Okay, so here's the rundown:

Name: Wade Wilson
Occupation: Currently Unemployed
Reason for being here: Happy funtimes.
Likes: Thunderstorms, white wine, and old movies. Also, Bea Arthur.
Dislikes: Weeds (not the tv show, because the brunette on there is hot, just the plants), wool, and boring lectures.

Let's open the forum for questions I reserve the right to not answer. And... GO!

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How do I have to say it?! Not. Interested.

By the way, any tats to show?

What, you don't think I'm pretty?

There went your chance at a sweet potato dinner, dude.

What?!

That's a trick question, right?

Nope. You insulted me.

I just said I was not after your ass! How's that an insult?

I have a very nice ass.

Fine. How about you get that cute butt to Harry's so we can get wasted (or just have "happy funtimes") sometime?

I don't think you can adequately appreciate the fineness of my ass, buddy. And now I'm pretty sure you don't deserve the chance to try.

Once again, they are faster than light to turn people against me!

If you change your mind, first hour is on the house... that's one little incentive...

Everything's on the house, or just the shitty beer your manager wants to get rid of and the bottom-shelf tequila?

That is so rude! that beer ain't worse than a Natty or Miller... hey, I can still make exceptions...

I've got one word for you, sweetheart. Microbrewery.

Sweetheart? Let's not get too frisky too soon!

Microbrewery? Really? That would be a sad solution. That wouldn't make up for a nice bartender's company.

Dude. Microbreweries ship their brews out and they're about a million times better that Miller and Bud and Natty.

We got some from Belgium, that's way better than all your brews. And I thought you were a wine guy...

I don't discriminate.

Well then, you're more than welcome to come around for some sweet Belgian beer and white wine in "my" humble bar...

I'll be there.

You're not Egyptian, are you? ;)

And I've got a couple, yeah. I don't go round showing 'em for free, tho' - how about one of those drinks you're always offering the blokes?

Why the hell would I be Egyptian?

And I'd love to fetch you a little something, but apparently, there's a policy about booze in the mansion, so you'd have to come by Harry's. What's your thing? Rum? Vodka? or girly stuff?

Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, sunshine. ;)

And you really don't pay attention, do you? I don't live in the mansion, I'm one of those weirdoes from New York that come and pester you lot on the journals when we're bored. I'm also over 21 and well legal. So I'll see you at Harry's. Mine's a pint of Guinness, no umbrella or fruit salad.

Edited 2011-02-08 17:03 (UTC)

You ain't British for nothing... a pint of Guinness, that ain't something I hear very often. Not much into playing, I guess...

Oh, I'm plenty playful. Just depends on the motivation. :)

Pleased, expound upon the types of motivation you need to be playful.

We can talk about it over coffee.

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